Slammed Holes

The 18 year old worked last night, thank fucking god, so I called up one of my buddies. I?ve known this guy since the 5^th grade and he?s one of the few people I?ve kept in touch with since high school and still see on a regular basis. There are many reasons why we?ve stayed friends over the years, but for a long time now our lives have been on very different paths. He?s married with three kids and in the process of putting together enough money to buy a home. I love spending time with his kids, playing and shit with them. He?s got two small boys and a seven year old daughter. They?re great kids, but what?s always in the back of my mind when I?m seeing them is just how much they must cost to raise.

It?s apparently a lot, ?cause my buddy is having trouble saving money. Southern California has been getting ridiculous to buy in for the past few years, and he?s seriously considering moving up north where his wife?s family lives. We talk from time to time about his stuff, usually right after I buy some weed off him and start smoking it. He?s not like a real drug dealer or anything, he just keeps an ounce on hand to sell to his friends to make some extra money. He use to do it for what would end up being the free smoke for himself, but his job random drug tests and last fall they nailed him. It was shitty, a negative mark on his record at work and everything, but I was pissed ?cause now we couldn?t get high together like we always have.

Bullshit rules and all other kinds of bullshit that you have to deal with to live in this country. I don?t like people telling me what to do, and can only imagine what it?s like for my friend. All the responsibilities of having to care for a family, coupled with the demands of work? Fuck all that shit. I like doing what I want and ultimately not having to answer to anyone, except for my boss, who is cool as fuck as long as I?m getting things done.

After picking up some good chronic from my buddy I got stoned and went for a drive. I love being high while driving and listening to music. I was tempted to go hit up a bar and try to get laid, but I told myself it was a Wednesday fucking night, and there was no need to risk not showing up for work the next day. As soon as I got home I went to MILFVixen.com. I?ve been waiting for the right time to get into this one lesbian scene with some MILF bitch named Bridgette and this hot blond younger chick named Taylor. It took me a little longer to cum to them fucking each other, but that was mainly ?cause the pot doesn?t really help out the ol? sex drive. But goddamn, when I blew I felt so fucking good that I went to sleep right after and slept better than I have all week. Life?s pretty fucking good right now.

Dane Hardcore has brought The WhackMan Black Candy Asses 2 today. Now The WhackMan does love watchin? a good solid black pussy takin? a good solid blackalicious assault, but this half ass porn flick disappoints.

First up is Vanessa, a sweet looking next door type of ebony queen that gets fucked for 0. She spits all over Cuntry?s black cock then rides it like a pro, and when she takes it doggy she queffs all over the place. Yawn.

Next up is Hypnotic and the unwieldy Charlie Mac. He and his gargantuan black sword plunge deep into of the abyss of Miss Hypnotic?s uterus, giving it the fucking she?ll most likely never forget. Powerful fucking, thought The WhackMan to himself.

Wesley Pipes and fat ass Khandi Kream are batting third. This hung brotha takes it to this porn bitch and treats her like da ho dat she is. Ms. Kream?s mother must be oh so very proud of her fat fucking daughter. You gotta check this slut out just to get a look at those implanted titties that look like they?re gonna burst any second. At the ripe old age of 20 Khandi?s career is running on fumes.

Bishop and a saggy misshapen breasted tramp named Chasity finish things off. By this point The WhackMan was not happy, not happy, but Chasity turned things around real quick because if there?s one thing she can do, it?s fuck. She fucks the living shit out Bishop and can get all rhythmic and shit in any position. Bla-mother-fucking-dow!

Bullshit Black Candy Asses 2 ain?t gonna be bringing in any awards any time soon, that’s for damn sure. The WhackMan blew 3 forgettable loads to this flick.

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