Archive for June, 2007

The WhackMan Reviews: Bangin? Whitey

Friday, June 29th, 2007

It?s Gangbang time, and Cutting Edge is taking care of The WhackMan with Bangin? Whitey, a black-on-blond fuck fest that delivers the goods.

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Cytherea starts it off by taking every inch of Mandingo?s python. She eats his black dick and wants it all, and Mr. Mandingo gives it to her, cleaning out her filthy pipes to the utmost. Scene 1 is raw.

Jasmine Tame ? her middle name should be “Ain?t” ? then takes on 5 different black shafts, led by the illustrious Charlie Mac. She sucks and jacks ?em all over the fucking place, at one point taking all of them in her mouth at the same time. There?s no fucking, which disappointed The WhackMan a great deal, but at the end they all cum in her mouth, except the last guy, who blows all over Jasmine?s sweet ass.

Staci Thorn then takes Mr. Marcus? meat. She is a hot blond, and her pretty face gets fucked all to shit. Mr. Marcus then bends her over a table and pipes her real good, eventually forcing his dick up her tight ass. He cleans that motherfuckin? ass out!

Holly Wellin?s batting 4th. She too sucks on 5 different black cocks, but these special have got tickets to V-Town. These dudes all take turns throttling her, and in the end she eats all their cum. Holly, you are one. Damn. Fine. Whore.

Haley Scott then wraps things up taking a pair of black dicks like she?s getting paid to. Her dudes get their fingercuff action on, but The WhackMan found it difficult to truly enjoy this scene because Haley?s starting to let herself go. Get your pudgy bitch ass into the fucking gym, slut! What the fuck business do you think you?re in?!?!

Lots of peaks and a couple valley?s for Bangin? Whitey, but all in fucking all it?s worth the time. These blond girls take serious a drilling, causing The WhackMan to fire 7 serious loads.

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The Chick From The Gym

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

I love Saturday fucking morning. It?s the first day off of the week and I get to sleep in, which is something I love to do. After dragging myself out of bed I made breakfast and read the paper out on my little patio. The weather?s been warming up and I?ve been damn glad about that; I can?t stand it when it?s cold in Southern California. The 18 year old hung out with her friend (yup, the one we?ve had threesomes with) Friday night, and not wanting to seem too interested in this, when she told me that they were gonna catch a movie, I barely said anything, only giving it a passing thought. But of course the blood instantly started running toward my dick. Ah the two of them? It?ll happen again. Soon I hope. But anyway, at around 1 on Saturday I headed off to the gym, and wouldn?t you know it, that chick I caught checking me out the other day was there.

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I shot her a smile and she instantly froze. I?m gettin? pretty good at being able to pickup women, no matter what their fucking age, and I figured with this chick I?d test out an approach. I got on the elliptical trainer and did my 30 minutes. After I went into the locker room to change, not even looking over in her direction. She was on one of those spinning machines when I went in, but when I came out she was standing near the main entrance way that you have to pass by as you leave.

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As I approached, not giving two shits whether or not I talked to her or not (this is key) she made eye contact with me and smiled. Now we?ve never spoken before, so as casually as I could I introduced myself and went right into how I?ve never been all that good at picking up girls on the fly. ?When you looked at me the other day a shot of nervousness ran through me,? I lied without laying it on too thick. ?I?m sure you?ve got plans tonight, but uh, wanna meet for an early drink before you do whatever it is you?re gonna do tonight.?

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She blushed all up like teenager? kinda like the one I?ve been fucking for 6 months. It was beautiful. Simple and direct. Girls any age like it like that. It?ll get you what you want more often than not? and what I want is treat this dick hungry bitch like a whore. She made this incredibly easy, and I?m gonna see how far I can take it. I?ve never really treated a girl like Tobi here gets treated at FuckHerRight.com. She gets violated all sorts of horrid ways, and I?ve never really done shit like that to a girl. I might get the chance now, and she might get off on it just like Tobi… We’ll see.

In My Sights

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Britian?s got her mom tit out and she’s ready to shoot you in the eye with her milk. Come on over to MILFVixen.com and watch her get cum all over.

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Ah They?ll Draw?

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

… any-fucking-thing you want over at TrashyToons.com. Cum on over and see.

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Oh So Fucking Firm

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Cum on over to FuckHerRight.com and check out Jordan fucking Paige and full firm fucking tits. She’s what it’s aaaalllllllll about…

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Cum Sign The Fuck Up

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

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Drinks With The Chick From The Gym

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

So there?s this little bar a block from the Bally?s that I go to in Tustin. Me and the chick from the gym met there Saturday at 6 for a drink. I showed up right on time in jeans, a T-shirt and sandals. She got there 10 minutes later looking pretty damn good. I?d already ordered a beer and had taken a seat at the bar, purposefully, ?cause the bartender was a smokin? hot red-head that couldn?t have been more than 25. It was one of those long wrap around bars, and most of the seats were filled with middle-aged dudes who obviously come to try their luck with her. I just wanted to see how she?d react.

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After we greeted each other she quickly noticed the bartender, ordered a drink, and suggested we sit at a booth on the other side of the bar. Girls and their fucking competition? but like I said, I just wanted to see what she?d do. We sat down and talked a bit; she?s an elementary school teacher, divorced, no kids, and is currently looking to have some fun. ?Looking to have some fun? are her words, not mine. She tells me all this in the first ten minutes. I gave her my standard ?I work in marketing? and that ?I?m recently out of relationship that almost wound up in marriage? spiel. I left out the part about me fucking an 18 year old for the past 6 months.

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The more I talked with her the more I realized that this girl really does just want to have some fun. She mentioned nothing of kids and goals and all other kinds of shit like most chicks her age do. She did in fact already have some plans for that evening but said that she?d like to see me next week. I said I?d give her a call and we both left it at that.

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The 18 year old worked that night and came over to fuck afterwards, but I filled the time in between with Lani at PinkandPerfect.com. She gets herself gloriously off, and I in turn got off gloriously to her. So I guess we?ll see where this shit with the chick from the gym goes?

Huh???

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Yeah I work here and I don’t really get this one either, but fuck it. TrashyToons.com is loaded with all kinds of sick twisted toon shit that’ll have you laughing and cumming at the same time. Get the fuck on over there and check it out.

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All Fucking Wet

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

PinkandPerfect.com’s Wendy likes gettin’ wet any motherfuckin’ time of the goddamn day. Cum see her play with her sweet little pussy till she pops, but you better hurry ’cause Wendy can’t, and won’t, wait all day.

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The Whore Next Door

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Adana looks like the girl next door. Pretty face, hair, and good size jugs. But bust out a camera and a cock and she turns into the dick loving porn whore who’ll let spit on her pussy and fuck the living shit outta you then swallow every last drop of your man gold. All for money. The world, and FuckHerRight.com, needs more girls like her.

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