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It?s Visual Images today bringing The WhackMan some decent shit outta that Asian niche that The WhackMan oh so loves damn much. Luv Dat Asian Azz 2 is a solid film with some serious Asian freaks gettin? their serious anal fuck on.

Serious slope lookin? Bamboo and her long nipples takes a serious dicking from Exzavier Wray and his huge cock first. This bitch is a ho for sho, The WhackMan being able to tell by the way she stuck a few fingers up her own ass while her vag was being eaten. And after the 3^rd time Exzavier?s cock goes up Bamboo?s ass she farts all over it. What a fucking whore. The WhackMan loves ya baby.

Ava Devine takes the sticking 2^nd. This train-wreck-of-a-bitch is getting up there, and the whole time she was taking Shane Diesel’s huge black dick she never took off her corset. The WhackMan got the feeling that if she did those ridiculous tits would?ve spilled all over the place. But Ava does get piped. She screams and talks all kinds of dirty, and even lets Mr. Diesel double dip his cock up her holes. Repeatedly. And pay careful attention to when this is goin? down. By the way she was moanin? Ms. ?Devine?s? pussy looks to be tighter than her asshole. Ava you are one sick bitch. The WhackMan would love to take you to dinner sometime.

Up third is Finesse Navarro and Devlin Weed. The fuck all over the place but Devlin can never really give it to her hard. Scene 3 is slow stroke city, and at one point even the director has to shout out a position change so he can see this cunt?s slanted eyed face.

And that brings The WhackMan to cute short little Arcadia Davida. L.T. takes his thick black cock to her sweet little snatch, but it?s that Asian azz he wants, and soon he?s all up in it, workin? that shit real good. Arcadia is a pro and loves it, and at one point she even has to tell L.T. to give it to her harder. You?re a daisy, Arcadia. The WhackMan would like to take you to dinner sometime as well.

Luv Dat Asian Azz 2 is solid through and through. The WhackMan fired 7 stunning loads to one.

Alright Dane-motherfuckin?-Productions, The WhackMan?s viewed your University Coeds 1, and The WhackMan has 1 motherfucking question for you: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY MUSIC OVER ALL THE FUCKING? The WhackMan loves to hear the sounds the hot young porn starlets make while taking the cock, but your “porno” robbed The WhackMan of that sacred experience. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!

Up first is Alyssa Love and her 21 year old set of fine tits. John West comes in and fucks her but The WhackMan couldn?t stay hard because of that stupid fucking music that?s being played the whole time. What a goddamn waste!

Maya and Phaedra then get their lesbo lick fest on, each squirting the others vag with a garden hose. Phaedra then bangs Maya with a massive black dildo and later hoses down her ass. They appeared to have a great time but The WhackMan didn?t, again ?cause of the goddamn soundtrack!

Hot/trashy looking blond Mila bats third. After a way-too-fucking-long interview she finally starts playing with her pussy, which drips all over the fucking place. Then this talented bitch vibrates up her ass and pussy simultaneously, eventually squirting her liquid gold everywhere. The WhackMan loves squirters?

Scene 3 bleeds into scene 4 where Mila then gets drilled by Chuck Martino, whose hand gets drenched in hooha juice while he?s finger banging her. Eventually Chuck stuffs it up her crapper and blows in her mouth, but the stupid fucking MUSIC!!!!

Massive titted Blake Mitchell then finishes things up. Mr. Martino fucks her then blows his seed on her towers of silicone. Not that this scene sucked or anything, but by this point The WhackMan just didn’t care.

You try the The WhackMan?s patience, Dane Productions. The WhackMan could have blown twice as many loads to University Coeds 1 as The WhackMan did. Lose the goddamn fucking soundtrack next time!

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Butt?er Face from Legend?s got some definite high points but ultimately doesn?t live up to The WhackMan?s superior standards.

Gia Regency starts it off by giving Trick Dixxen a real shitty blowjob. They fuck all boring like for a bit, then Gia finally gets into it when she?s ridin? him reverse cowgirl. But what The WhackMan really like about her was the fact that she wore her heels the entire time. That?s class.

Aimee Tyler and her flat chest gets drilled 2^nd. She?s got a nice ass and such a small pussy that she has to tell Sergio to take it a bit easy with her. The WhackMan loves it when a bitch speaks up and tells how she wants to be fucked. But this liking didn?t at all make up for their at times real dull sex. What the fuck Aimee and Serg?!?!

Jeremy Steel then takes it pretty strong to the ugliest bitch in this flick. Frankie is as buck toothed as they cum, but she squeals real good and likes to get fucked hard. The counts for a lot in The WhackMan?s book.

Last up is Sergio once again and Summer Luv. Now Summer?s kind of hot in a flat chested trashy way, and you can tell Sergio thinks so as well, otherwise why would he stick both his thumbs up her cunt and crapper at the same time? He smacks the shit out of her ass and fucks her so hard that at one point while he?s doin? her doggy Summer starts sucking on her thumb while cooing like a baby. Nice work, Serg.

Only one really fugly bitch in Butt?er Face. The WhackMan had prepared The WhackMan for a freak fest, and all in all this flick failed to deliver the multiple load scenes that?d give it a respectable score.

Since the 18 year old and I had our fuck fest last weekend (courtesy of her coworkers that she traded some shifts with and her parents who went to San Diego) she had to work ALL these past few days. Not only that, she got a little behind on some of her school work. She called when she could but basically had to get some shit done. ?Not a problem? I told her. I love having time to myself to do whatever the fuck I want.

And something else that?s fairly obvious to me at this age: when your girl has to get whatever shit done, give her the fucking space to do it. Girls hate it when their dudes are all clingy and shit. Never do that. Of course say you want to see her and that you miss her and shit, but there?re few things that?ll get a chicks blood runnin? hotter than not seeing the guy she?s fucking for 4 or 5 days. This is gold, my brothers, and must be used as often as possible.

So after spending a night in on Friday cleaning my apartment and doing some laundry, I got a good night sleep and woke up Saturday ready to go pick up a fresh bag of purple kush. My buddy is on like a four ounce run with this stuff, so I?ve been flush with high quality marijuana for over a month now. I hung out with him and his kids for most of the day while sneaking out to my car to get blazed. It?s always cool seeing his boys (who are 1 and 2 years old), not just ?cause I like playing with them, but I get an up close and in depth look at how hard kids are to raise. The more I think about, the more I realize just how much that shit is not for me.

What is for me though, is slutty lookin? hot pieces of ass like Katrina here. She gets fucked all up and down at FuckHerRight.com all goddamn day and night. She capped my Saturday evening off beautifully, and even got me off most of Sunday morning. Check her out and fucking enjoy. I sure as hell did.