The WhackMan Reviews: University Coeds 1
Alright Dane-motherfuckin?-Productions, The WhackMan?s viewed your University Coeds 1, and The WhackMan has 1 motherfucking question for you: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY MUSIC OVER ALL THE FUCKING? The WhackMan loves to hear the sounds the hot young porn starlets make while taking the cock, but your “porno” robbed The WhackMan of that sacred experience. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!
Up first is Alyssa Love and her 21 year old set of fine tits. John West comes in and fucks her but The WhackMan couldn?t stay hard because of that stupid fucking music that?s being played the whole time. What a goddamn waste!
Maya and Phaedra then get their lesbo lick fest on, each squirting the others vag with a garden hose. Phaedra then bangs Maya with a massive black dildo and later hoses down her ass. They appeared to have a great time but The WhackMan didn?t, again ?cause of the goddamn soundtrack!
Hot/trashy looking blond Mila bats third. After a way-too-fucking-long interview she finally starts playing with her pussy, which drips all over the fucking place. Then this talented bitch vibrates up her ass and pussy simultaneously, eventually squirting her liquid gold everywhere. The WhackMan loves squirters?
Scene 3 bleeds into scene 4 where Mila then gets drilled by Chuck Martino, whose hand gets drenched in hooha juice while he?s finger banging her. Eventually Chuck stuffs it up her crapper and blows in her mouth, but the stupid fucking MUSIC!!!!
Massive titted Blake Mitchell then finishes things up. Mr. Martino fucks her then blows his seed on her towers of silicone. Not that this scene sucked or anything, but by this point The WhackMan just didn’t care.
You try the The WhackMan?s patience, Dane Productions. The WhackMan could have blown twice as many loads to University Coeds 1 as The WhackMan did. Lose the goddamn fucking soundtrack next time!
