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Filmco and its fuckin? Mature niche today have brought The WhackMan the utter and complete waste of time entitled Older & Anal 12, a sad pudgy mom flick that won?t keep you hard at-fucking-all.

Scene 1 features Kelly Fire, a psycho wiggy bitch that?s so fucking loud and weird that the porn dude that?s taking it to her is forced to stuff a sock in her whore mouth at one point. This cunt easily takes 4 fingers up her ass, and when she sits on her dude?s dick with her brown eye while playing with her pussy you get a great look at the kind of crazy bitch you should try and steer clear of. Unless you?re The WhackMan, which you aren?t.

This sad old blond bitch is up 2^nd. She?s got a mushy body and gives the most unenthusiastic blowjob The WhackMan has ever seen. Her young stud has to slow fuck her the entire time, and when he sticks it up her crapper the old cunt barely makes a sound. She just lays there like she?s dead. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING THE WHACKMAN?!?!

And a dark haired mom with big fat mom tits and a stupid smile get drilled last. The sex is boring, dull, and dark haired mom bitch doesn?t seem all that thrilled to be gettin? fucked.

Filmco, you?ve burned The WhackMan before, and now you?ve done it again with this Older & Anal 12 bullshit. GET. YOUR. FUCKING. SHIT. TOGETHER!!!!!!!

I got home from work last night and basically just spent the night in. The 18 year old had to work then had to study for a Friday morning exam, which I couldn?t help but laugh at when she told me. I sure as shit don?t miss a motherfuckin? thing about college? I cooked myself a decent meal and did a load of laundry, then after watching My Name is Earl and The Office I stepped out and hit the gym. I was on the elliptical trainer ? which is the only thing I use at the gym ? when I caught this woman checking me out. She couldn?t have been more than 3 or 4 years older than me. A good looking white chick in good shape with a nice set of tits. I returned her smile but didn?t really give her another thought. She?s way too old for me.

Maybe if this would?ve been a year ago ? and I wasn?t involved with my ex at the time ? I might have started up a conversation. There?s nothing wrong her, looks wise, which is really all I give a shit about now, but I?ve recently decided that 18 ? 24 is my wheelhouse, and there?s no real reason to stray from it? Buuuuttt, since I am fully embracing my newfound scumbagness and looking at crazy shit like this on a regular basis at TrashyToons.com, I had to give the matter at least some thought. I owe myself that much. I could definitely pull this is woman, but what carried me through the rest of my workout was wondering just what kind of sick shit I could get her to do. Think about it? Women this age are getting older, and you know how they hate to be alone, so if you throw ?em some cock and attention just imagine what you could make them do. Next time I see her I?m gonna introduce myself.

Today it?s three fucking scenes of Agency Blue, a sorry half-assed excuse for a flick that brings shame upon all of pornography.

Monique Demoan and old Rod Fontana are up first. Monique?s got a great tan and a pretty hot bod, and The WhackMan loves how they got their fuck on at some secluded spot on a public beach, but none of that is an excuse for standard boring fucking. Fuck this first scene!

Nikita Denise and Kimi Lixx get their lesbo session on 2^nd up in some fucking tree. After eating each other for a bit Nikita lubes up a blue dildo then fucks Kimi?s pussy with it while she plays with her tits, at one point even holding it with her teeth. But then the scene just ends with no orgasms. THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

Now the final scene that allaxxxess.com has of Agency Blue features Nikita again and some other foreign broad. Some fat old pig of a dude gets his threesome on with them, but this fucker?s acting and fucking is so sub-par that The WhackMan almost couldn?t make it through the scene, and if it wasn?t for The WhackMan?s tireless professionalism, The WhackMan wouldn?t have been able to rub out 1 load per scene to this goddamn waste of time of a “movie”.

March 12, 1977 was when I was born. I?ve been 30 for two days now and I don?t feel the slightest bit different. When I look in the mirror I can definitely see someone who looks older than I did when I was 18, and yeah I know a lot of time has passed since I graduated high school, and even college for that matter, but I don?t really feel all that different. I?ve learned a lot, my tastes have changed, and I generally feel like a better person in many ways, but in some ways I?m turning into what most people would call a scumbag fuck.

But I?ve said it before, oh my brothers, I don?t give a fuck. When the 18 year old is taking off her shirt and I?m finally getting her big sweet tits into my mouth? I mean, nothing in the whole world feels better. Except her tight shaved box, which makes me cum so hard sometimes that I think my seed?ll blast right through the tip of the condom. Yeah I?m terrified of meeting her parents (this will in all likelihood go down sometime this month), and don?t necessarily jump into work conversations talking about the 18 year old hottie I?m fucking, but that has more to do with how society sees this than I do.

It all comes down to doing what, and who, you want. Fuck those who?re gonna judge and hate. Giving a shit about those people is not my trip. What I love is hanging out with and fucking girls who look like Wendy here at PinkandPerfect.com. She?s young, tight, fresh, and doesn?t have all the hang-ups of some chick who?s ten years older. She’s the first online chick I ever beat off to, and over these past 6 glorious months has gotten me off countless times. Nothing compares to the way a young girls pussy feels. Nothing.

That’s all Hailey’s got at the moment to satisfy her. Cum watch her make herself cum with it at PinkandPerfect.com. You won’t be disappointed… and neither will she.

Everybody knows a slut like this at some point in their lives. But if you make TrashyToons.com a permanent stop on your online surfing then you’ll get to know one for the rest of your days.

I need some help getting out of these constricting garments… Do you wanna help me… You can if you come see me at FuckHerRight.com.

Today it?s Horizon DVD?s 18 and Confused 7, an okay porn flick in that glorious “amateur” niche.

Erika Kole walks in wearing glasses and looking like a dork, but then she?s all quickly and shit giving Chuck Martino a damn good suck job. She rubs her own clit while getting finger-banged and takes a hard dicking from Chuck, eventually gettin? blown all over. Decent start.

Big hung Ben English ravages Katie Morgan 2^nd. He vigorously eats her vag and she strokes his shaft with authority, then Mr. English throws his cock between her sweet tits. After deciding to let her leave her panties on Ben pulls them aside and thrashes her for days, and when it?s all said and done Katie rubs his cum all over her tits. Katie Morgan you?re a fuckin? star.

Don Hollywood then takes his fat old cock to fair skinned Allison Wyte. This bullshit scene looks exactly like what it is: an old dude who has lost his steam gettin? to fuck a beautiful young chick. The fucking is slow and old, and when it?s done Allison takes a cumshot right in the mouth which she immediately spits up. She?s clearly disgusted, and so was The WhackMan.

Mr. Pete, his stupid braids, and Misty Parks go last. Petey gives her a decent sticking, but the funniest shit about this scene is when the fucking is interrupted by a ringing phone, and not one but two airplanes flying overhead. And be sure to catch that cumshot. Ms. Parks looks like the last thing she wants in all of eternity is to take Mr. Pete?s seed on her face. But she takes it anyway, because she is a porn whore. The Whackman loves ya, baby.

18 and Confused 7 ain?t exactly memorable, but its definitely got some good whack material. You could do worse.

The 18 year old came over Monday night to celebrate my birthday. Most of my friends have got families or live an hour?s drive away, so it?s not like we were all gonna get together on a weekday to get all smashed. I?m not that big on celebrating my birthday anyway. I?ll see my parents later in the week for dinner, and probably meet a couple of my buddies and smoke a joint this weekend, but that?s about it. But the 18 year old being 18 and everything wanted to hang out and take me to dinner.

First she came over and as soon as I let her in she jumped on me and kissed me. Her tongue was down my throat, and before I knew it she unzipped my pants and started sucking my dick. You?re such a good fucking girl, I thought to myself and I moved us over to the couch where I could comfortably sit. She?s getting better all the time at blowing me, and that night she was the best she?s ever been. She was putting my balls in her mouth and doing this sort of swirl thing with her tongue that felt awesome. When she needed a break she stroked me almost as hard as I do myself. She was giving it her all, but you guys know how hard it is to cum from a blowjob, so I gave her a break and jacked myself for a minute. When I was getting close to blowing I had her put my dick back in her mouth. A couple minutes of that and I shot a thunderous load which she swallowed with a smile.

After that great shit she loaded my bong and got stoned with me, then we went to BJ?s in Huntington Beach, the one on main street a couple blocks from the beach. She paid for everything then we back to my place and watched a movie. We fucked of course, then after she left. But before I called it a night I hopped online and got myself off to Vicky Vette, that hot trashy mom bitch at MILFVixen.com. She?s a dick lovin? whore, and I just hope that one day if I can only pull old bitches that they are at least as hot and sluttly as her.