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Kill for Thrills is a serious fuck-fest with a retarded storyline that made The WhackMan yearn for the Golden Age of late 70?s while The WhackMan was yearning The WhackMan?s seed all over The WhackMan?s shag fucking carpeting.

So Trent Tesoro is a killer on death row but hot Hannah Harper is allowed to interview him for her paper. The guards leave them alone and Trent reaches for a bottle of Chianti then pours it all over her shaved pussy and laps it up. After whipping (literally, with a whip) her snatch Trent throttles her face then fucks her on a desk. This bitch is really sexy, so sexy in fact that Trent was forced to warm up her ass with 3 of his fingers, after which he filled it with his rod. Fuck Yeah!

Decent looking Latina August then gets herself off with a black dildo for a bit, then we switch it up and Lee Stone is being deep throated by Melanie Jagger, and this talented slut can take it all. Later Lee fingers her ass while she fingers her pussy, both of ?em using 4 of their digits to do so. After she cums she licks Lee?s fingers clean, then gets the living shit fucked out of her.

Apparently August was married to Tony, the killer, and scene 3 starts off with them ravaging each other like animals. There?s damn good hot sex here, and at the end there?s damn good hot cum on her face.

Scene 4. Ana Nova is a scorching hot piece of ass with a sexy fucking accent. Goddamn The Whack Man loves accents? Joel Lawrence and his white tool pipes the shit out of her all kinds of wicked ways, then blows his sperm all over that stunning vixen face of hers. The WhackMan better not see you anytime soon, Mr. Lawrence. The WhackMan?s now got a crush on Ana, and doesn?t want you blowing any more of your man glue on her ever again… You think The WhackMan’s playin’, Mr. Lawrence? Just try The WhackMan…

Now they execute Tony in scene 5, but his hunger for pussy can?t even be quelled by death, so Olivia Del comes in and starts sucking his cock. This crazy bitch stuff 4 fingers up her own ass while Tony stuffs 4 of his up her snatch, eventually going ball deep there. But the best part is not when Tony shoots right on her asshole; Olivia is one of those angry screamers, and treated The WhackMan to a gut-wrenching rendition of her latest therapy session. Olivia, The WhackMan?ll let you workout any of those issues of yours at The WhackMan?s pad any damn time you want.

This one was an 8-loader for The WhackMan. Kill for Thrills is intense and doesn?t waste any fucking time.

1. Do I like the new me?

2. Is this who I really am?

3. Do I see myself getting back into a real adult relationship anytime soon?

These three questions have been on my mind since I got back to my apartment Sunday afternoon. First I showered then ate lunch and wound up just laying on my couch for an hour, thinking about all kinds of shit like this. Then I drifted off and took what ended up being a 2 hour nap. I awoke to my cell phone ringing and of course, it was the 18 year old. Since her parents weren?t gonna be getting back home till sometime Monday afternoon she wanted me to cum fuck her again in her bed. She said that really got her off, and made her cum real hard. She loved having some sexy older guy drilling her on the bed she sleeps in every night. She?s turning into a dick feen, and I?m the reason why.

I?m old enough to where I shouldn?t get a kick out of stuff like this, but honestly it is an ego boost. This girl is hot, young, and addicted to my dick. I fucking love it. So the answer to question 1 is without a doubt ?yes?, I totally like the new me. Now that question sort of bleeds into the next question?s answer. If this wasn?t who I really was then I could just call the whole ?relationship? off and breakup with my ?girlfriend?, because it?s wrong and all that bullshit? I could do that, but I?m not going to. I like fucking a girl who is low maintenance, at least compared to a girl my age. She does what I say, likes being with me, gives me what I want sexually, and with every week that passes I can see a little more of myself rubbing off on her.

So suffice it to say the answer to question 3 is a resounding FUCKING NO! Are you kidding me?!?! Why would I want to give up this glorious shit I?m doing. No goddamn way. I like not taking shit seriously and just fucking around. Like these whack job fucks at TrashyToons.com. Who the fuck comes up with this wild shit? I wish they could put these comics in the regular newspapers. Think how cool that?d be.

Try a Teen 6 from Legend is an uneven 3-scene (at least in the allaxxxess.com library) fuck flick that doesn?t look like it features one teenage piece of ass.

First up is Majella, a flat-chested little cooz with that stupid symbol that Prince use to go by tattooed on the small of her back. That should tell you enough about her already, but if it doesn?t then just take a good look at her stupid face when Brandon Iron shoves his massive tool up her box. She loves it, and at one point while doin? her doggy, Brandon puts his foot on her fucking head to hold her in place. That’s fuckin? class! Brandon Iron is the fucking man, and when he drops his spunk on Majella?s face, being ever the gracious gentleman, he scoops up what doesn?t land in her mouth and drops it in her mouth for her so she can eat every last drop. Nice?

Gabriella Banks and her droopy tits get drilled 2^nd. Mark Wood takes it to her all kind of ways on a patio chair, but both of these two porn veterans don?t seem all that enthusiastic about fucking each other. Gabriella barely makes any noise, even when she?s got Mark?s tool up her ass. The WhackMan shits you not, The WhackMan was nodding off during this ?scene?.

Trailer trash lookin? Gia Regency then finishes things up. She and Brandon Iron are out on some fucking hill, a thin blue blanket the only thing protecting Gia?s knees from the rocks underneath. Brandon starts by shoving 5 anal beads up her ass, twice, time #2 being at Gia?s request. Then Brandon proceeds to fuck Gia in a real asshole degrading way. Gia?s mother must be damn proud of the little fuck-slut she raised.

The WhackMan didn?t get to see 1 teen getting fucked in Try a Teen 6. The WhackMan doesn?t know why allaxxxess.com?s library doesn?t feature all 5 scenes for this title, and The WhackMan all in all today felt totally let down. But none of this changes the fact that The WhackMan is tireless professional. The WhackMan was still able to blow 4 loads to this one, none of which The WhackMan felt all that good about. C’est la vie.

… The sweeter the toon juice. Stop by TrashyToons.com and pull this black bitches anal beads out for her.

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It?s Legend today, and The WhackMan?s got their MILF Money, a so-so flick that could?ve been so much fucking better than it is.

Emma is a damn good-lookin? blond woman with a nice set of pierced tits. Her body?s incredible, and Steven French thinks her ass is so scrumptious that he dines on it. After some 69-in? Mr. French chokes her while fucking her, and at the end has her drink his French cum. But this sick fuck ain?t done till he licks his own seed off Emma?s face. Steven, that?s pure class as far as The WhackMan?s concerned.

23 year old sexy Asian mom Kimmy Kahn is up next. Dino Bravo comes right in and inserts his cock in her mouth, then make her take as much of it as she can up her tight Asian pussy. Kimmy?s little body gets fucked hard, she is a trooper, and she made The WhackMan wish aloud that every mom was as young and hot as she is.

Then it?s a nervous looking Nicole Moore?s turn. She?s a vet, and she?s starting to get up there. Jeremy Steele comes in and smacks her mom tits with his dick, drills her for a bit, then splooges all over her udders. Nothing special goin? on here.

Tara Moon and her massive fake tits finish this shit up. She looks like a clown whore, and The WhackMan wondered how young Sergio kept it hard long enough to cum all over those bags of silicone. It was probably the ass fucking, The WhackMan figured, but watch carefully when he?s goin? at it. Tara?s making the noises, but The WhackMan got the feeling that this tramp’s had so much cock up her crapper that she just don?t get as much out of it as she use to. That must fucking suck?

5 loads blown to this mediocre shit, 4 of which cum thanks to Emma and Kimmy. Get it the fuck together, Legend! The WhackMan?s time is more valuable than this.

That is what I am after my 2 ½ day fuck fest with my 18 year old ?girlfriend?. We did it all over her parents fucking house just like I proclaimed I would on Friday. First I got off work and picked up some burgers at In-N-Out and headed on over. The 18 year old opened the door wearing her bikini bottoms with a wife beater and bra underneath. She can?t go without one ?cause her D tits are too big. I came in, we ate, then she let me smoke a bowl out on her patio while we sat by her pool drinking wine. It was damn relaxing? After getting a little tipsy we went back in and watched Little Miss Sunshine ? which is a damn good movie if you haven?t seen it ? and after I gave her a massage.

We were in her bedroom, which was getting me extra hard ?cause it was the first time I?d been in there and it?s all decorated with her 18 year old shit, like pictures of friends and cute young girl shit all over the place, but she?s old enough to be getting fucked by men and? I know you guys get the picture. I had her take off her bra, leaving the tank top on, and had her sit between my legs as I stroked her shoulders. She was enjoying the fuck out of it then I noticed a bottle of baby oil on her desk. I got it then told her to take the shirt off. I had her lay on her chest and I oiled up her back till every inch of it was covered. By now I?m in my boxers and she still has the bikini bottoms on. I turned her over then oiled up her breasts for what seemed like forever. Then I did her thighs, and by then she couldn?t take it anymore. She grabbed my cock and started sucking on it. This shit was so hot that she almost made me cum with her mouth, and her mouth alone.

We fucked for awhile then as we laid in each others arms she fell asleep. She has class Friday?s mornings and had to work in the afternoon, so she was pretty tired by then. I got dressed and went back out by the pool. It was a little chilly but I didn?t want to smoke a bowl in her parents house. It?s disrespectful enough that I?m fucking their young daughter. As I was getting high my thoughts wandered to this slut lookin? bitch named Arianna at FuckHerRight.com. I wondered whether girls are born like this, or become sluts as time passes with all the shit guys put them through. What will the 18 year old be like in a few years I thought? It took a couple moments, but then I finally realized that I ultimately didn?t care.