Archive for April, 2007

Wanna Cum On These?

Monday, April 30th, 2007

With taking care of the kids and cleaning the house, Holly just ain’t got the motherfuckin’ time to go out and find herself the cock that she needs. Her husband doesn’t get home till after six, so get over to MILFVixen.com and cum see what she’s all about.

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Power To The Toons

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

You can’t see it but this purple-haired fuck is raisin’ his motherfuckin’ fist in the air. Cum see him represent at TrashyToons.com.

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Electric Bitch

Friday, April 27th, 2007

They don’t cum more fiery hot or sweeter than Brandy May. She plays with her tight young pussy every minute of every goddamn day over at PinkandPerfect.com. Whatta you waiting for?

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Laid Back and Badass

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Payton does it right in so many ways you’d think she’d been fucking for two lifetimes. Cum see her get herself off at FuckHerRight.com.

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A Mom In Heat

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

This is what it looks like. For some of the MILF’s over at MILFVixen.com, sometimes only a young girl will do. We’re sure you understand.

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Cum See What I?m Sittin? On

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

That weird look can only be a mixture of pain and pleasure… most likely caused by sitting on a fat hard cock. Cum over to FuckHerRight.com and see Ms. Naughty Coco take a solid dicking. You know she loves it.

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The Only Thing That Could Make That Beautiful Smile Brighter is?

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

… if it was covered with your cum. Get over to PinkandPerfect.com and check out Kelli’s hot play-with-herself session.

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The WhackMan Reviews: Teenies Exposed 1

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Teenies Exposed 1 made The WhackMan?s cum expose itself all over The WhackMan?s fucking living room.

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Tight young Kayla Marie and her sweet young pigtails are up first. Lee The Porn Pro Stone fucks her young throat with his monster shaft then has her suck it for what seems like a fucking day and a half. Then he sticks it in her, making Kayla squirm and squeal all over the futon like a stuck pig. And when she rides him, ah motherfuck? Kayla takes a throttling she soon won?t forget, and neither will The WhackMan. The WhackMan fired 4 loads to this glorious scene. The WhackMan will damn sure be on the lookout for more titles featuring Miss Marie. The only thing The WhackMan couldn?t stand was the piss poor lighting. At times The WhackMan couldn?t get a proper view of the action. Come on Anthony Spinelli, what the fuck was that bush league bullshit?!?!

Scene 2 features hot young English blond Jamie Brooks. The WhackMan loves that accent and those sweet little tits of hers, but what The WhackMan really loved was watching Tyce Bune use and abuse her on a blanket atop a freshly mowed lawn. What a lovely way to spend an afternoon, The WhackMan thought to himself as The WhackMan was blowing a pair of thick fine loads to this scene.

Scene 3 features Brazilian Amanda and her fat monstrous nipples. John West and Cheyne Collins walk up and start molesting this young little slut while she?s sunbathing topless, and within minutes they?re getting their hot fingercuff action on, but as the scene progresses The WhackMan got the feeling that none of these thespians were all that much into it. This indifference made The WhackMan not all that into it, but The WhackMan is such a professional that The WhackMan was still able to rub a load out to this scene.

7 loads spewed forth to Teenies Exposed 1, a damn fine number and a damn fine title. And Kayla Marie, The WhackMan?ll watch you ride a cock any fucking day of the week. You?re a daisy.

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Contributing to The Delinquency of a Minor

Friday, April 20th, 2007

I?ve found in my 29 years that people who have whatever stressful shit in their lives (which covers just about everybody) need some form of release or something to take the edge off. Whether it?s cigarettes, alcohol, going to the batting cages, pornography, or singing in a fucking choir, there?s gotta be something. You?re gonna learn this sooner or later, and for the 18 year old she?s learning it now.

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What I?ve found that relaxes me and makes its possible to deal with all the world throws at me is some good ol? grade A marijuana. I love to get high, and lately have even mastered the fine art of only smoking one or two days a week. And most times in fact I can put a couple weeks in between the times I smoke. I can?t get high everyday because I?ve got way too much shit to do, and more importantly it?d end up being too expensive. So I pick and choose my moments. The 18 year old had such fun getting stoned with me Saturday morning that that night after dinner she said she wanted to do it again. Sensing a grand opportunity I suggested we head out to the patio.

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We proceeded to get stupid high then we headed off to the video store. I knew exactly what to get. After finding Dumb & Dumber we stopped by a Cold Stone Creamery and got some ice cream then headed back to her parents. The 18 year old likes Jim Carrey but she?d never heard of the movie. For a second I thought that was strange, but then I realized she was like 5 when it came out. We got back to her parents house and watched it and she laughed so fucking hard she started crying.

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We fucked and smoked and smoked and fucked all the rest of the night, then when we woke up the next morning we got our wake and bake on right in her bed. By the time I left around noon the 18 year old was about to take a long bath while smoking the joint I rolled her. All soaped up lying in the tub, puffin? on a purple kush spliff? Welcome to adult world, darlin?. Nobody wants to go through life without feeling good. Lani here at MILFVixen.com is a perfect example of that edict. She takes what she wants and makes no apologies for it. She is what a good bitch should be. The 18 year old will get there. I?ll make sure of it.

Good Girl?

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

FUCK NO! Samantha’s as dirty as they cum, and her hot fuck session at PinkandPerfect.com‘ll give you a look at just what a slut she is.

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