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Ah what a motherfuckin? piece of goddamn shit This Cunt?s for You is. Visual Images really spilled the ball sauce on this bush league production. The entire movie is littered with pointless jump cuts, a horrendously bad and loud sound track, and at times they even go into some stupid slow motion shots, which only served to piss The WhackMan off. They?ll piss you off to if you waste your time with this bullshit sorry fucking excuse for a porno movie. Motherfuck!

Summer Storm gets piped first by John Strong. After a shitty attempt at story (even by porn standards) with this stupid-ass devil running all over the place, their dull fucking is only saved by some nice anal, which at times does feature some good rhythm.

Scene 2 is filled with more of the same god awful shit. Kiki Daire is young, but her and her stupid fake tits are gonna hit the wall real soon. She?s on a one-way trip to nowhere, and Jeremy Steele ain?t nothing special either. This scene?ll only serve to make every half-ass motherfucker and bitch ass tramp think they can fuck on film. This business takes real professionals. The WhackMan was not amused.

Scene 3 is a fucking nightmare. Lena Ramon, what is your old bitch flat chested hairy vaginaed ass doing fucking for money on film? Please tell The WhackMan. Please! The WhackMan will GIVE YOU money to get out of the business. Fuck you, Lena!

Scene 4 alleviated some of The WhackMan?s anger. Miss Felony has got a nice body and takes it real good from behind. She and Mr. Steele - who redeems himself a little in The WhackMan?s eyes with this performance - get all good and sweaty together, and at the end in a funny twist, Felony has him cum on a book that she was ?reading? when the scene started. For some stupid reason The WhackMan got a kick out of this, probably ?cause The WhackMan has such a strong, natural affinity for lit-tra-ture.

The WhackMan would?ve given this fucking piece of shit a Zero, were it not for The WhackMan being such a Tireless Professional. The WhackMan has no Zero on his rating scale because as long as people are having sex for money, no matter how pitiful or shamelessly produced, The WhackMan can blow a load. That?s how dedicated The WhackMan is, and why The WhackMan gets paid to do what The WhackMan does. FUCK YOU Visual Images, and FUCK YOU This Cunt?s for You!

At TrashyToons.com you can break yo’ self off a piece at the motherfuckin’ park. That’s how they do it ’round those parts.

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It’s been so long since MILFVixen.com’s Britian has taken the cock doggy that when she gets in At The Neighbor?s House she’s so surprised that she looks like this:

Young Bung 3

Starring: Ariana Jollee, Jamie Elle, Bailey, Monique Madison, Sasha Knox, Johnny Thrust, Steven French, Dirty Harry, Rick Masters, Kyle Stone

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Director Anthony Spinelli and Rain Productions today have brought The WhackMan the severely disappointing Double D Dolls.

Blond Pamela Peaks and her clown whore painted face is up first. For some stupid fucking reason Mr. Spinelli thinks that interviewing the tramps in his lineup today for nearly a third of their scene?s running time is interesting. It isn?t. The only thing that makes these girls fascinating is their fucking, and every word uttered out of their mouths takes away from their screw time, and The WhackMan?s whack time. Finally Pamela unleashes her massive tits, Nick Manning being the boy who takes it to her. Pamela has fake hair, fake lips, fake eyebrows, and fake tits, and the coolest thing about this dull scene is when Nick bangs her with four fingers. What a goddamn fucking waste of The WhackMan?s time!

Now Sharon Marie on the other hand has a great set of natural breasts that made The WhackMan yearn real bad to suck on some teat. She?s a looker, and her hot dyke session with LaTia Lopez in the Jacuzzi ain?t half bad. It?s muff diving heaven, and each of these women eventually vibrate all good and shit the others pussy. Sweet sweet sweet?

Triple G breasted Xxxena and Mr. Manning then finish things up. They have boring sex by the pool, bookending brilliantly Sharon Marie?s at times breathtaking lesbo lick fest with subpar fake-titted-trash-porn-whores who?d probably look a whole lot better if they?d never got their ridiculous looking implants. The WhackMan was aghast.

The WhackMan was only able to blow three loads to Double D Dolls, two of which belong to Sharon Marie. The WhackMan would love to meet her, and is going to try to do so.

Cream Pie Initiations

John dough does it again with another high profile anal production

Rita Faltiano (one of the best looking girls in porn today), Dana Vespoli, Roxy Jezel, Lucy Tai, and Isabel are the ass cream virgins in this anal thriller.

DP’s, gaping and pussy galore. ENJOY.

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So although and shit the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple (at least in the eyes of her and her friends) I?m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece that I was gonna be her ?Boyfriend?. Girls, especially teens, LOVE to hang out with their friends and get themselves involved in all kinds of fucking drama. Of course I knew this, but I knew it when I was that age. I haven?t thought about it for awhile because I had that whole semi-adult relationship for so long. It pleasantly hit me right in the fucking face this past weekend.

The 18 year old had her first Saturday off in awhile. She called me during the day and wanted to do something and of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands, went to the gym and did some laundry, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn?t be spending a lot of money on food, for me at least. Blowing money on dinners is one of the biggest wastes of money, in my opinion, and even if I was wealthy I still don?t think that I?d be able to justify dropping a hundred bucks for a meal. I?d rather spend the money on concert tickets and good weed.

The 18 year old called me at 7. She said that some of her friends were getting together for a small party at a friend?s house whose parents were in Cabo for the weekend. Two thoughts instantly flashed in my mind: hot party with lots of teens getting crazy, or long boring night partying with kids who aren?t even a year outta high school. Definite possibilities, but since I?m the ?Boyfriend? of one of the attendees it?d most likely be me hanging with a bunch of minors while they got smashed. Some of ?em will hookup, most of them won?t.

But, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. I casually asked if her one friend that we?ve had the threesomes with was gonna be there. With a tone in her voice she said that she was, but that she wasn?t gonna get there till after she got off work. I wisely left it at that. Not a lot has been said lately of this glorious young girl, but I?m thinking that doesn?t really mean anything. Over the months I?ve noticed that 18 year old can get caught up and engrossed in things. School, work, friends, spending time with her family or me. She can go on runs where she focuses a lot of her attention on one, not so much ignoring the others, she?s just not the best life multi-tasker. But then again who is? The point I?m trying to get to is that she just wanted hang with her friends without me being there. My ego was bruised briefly, but I quickly realized that letting her do what she wants while not crowding her would be the best way to proceed. It makes sense, my brothers. I don?t like it when she?s all up my ass.

As she was telling me this I was turning on my computer and pulling up FuckHerRight.com. Sandy here had my cock already hard by the time I got off the phone. She?s a fuckin? hot fuck slut, and she made me cum like a volcano. Later I ended up catching a movie and getting a good night sleep. But the 18 year old came over Sunday morning and had me fuck the living shit out of her. She said she missed me, and spent her whole night making herself wet thinking about me. Learning, oh my brothers? that?s what we?ve all gotta do.

Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians? They make the fucking world go ?round, as far as The WhackMan?s concerned. But the makers of Girls School 3 need to take porn making 101 over again.

All the scenes start off with lots of stupid questions. Far too many that the girls can?t answer and only cut in on their hot lesbo action. First up is a pair of sweet young lezes who go to town on each others boxes. Both these chicks have sweet racks and kick ass fucking porn starlet bodies, but The WhackMan couldn?t really get into this scene ?cause of the stupid fucking music that?s being played over the whole fucking scene.

Old looking Gabriella and young looking Kylie Wylde go at each other next. Gabby fingers Kylie?s cunt beautifully while lappin? up her hooha juice, then Ms. Wylde reciprocates, eventually strapping on a cock and bending Gabriella over the tub to slam it home. Again with the fucking music, but nice job girls.

Mika Tan and her Asian jugs finish things up. Cleopatra dives into her muff so fiercely that Mika goes buck wild right there on the lawn, her hairy snatch whipping all over the fucking place. Not wanting to be shown up, Mika then straps on a plastic cock and punishes her white bitch with it.

Girls School 3 saddens The WhackMan a great deal. Plenty of hot lesbo talent, but the producers of this flick really need to get their heads out of their asses. The WhackMan could have blown a couple more loads than he did to this one.

So what the fuck did I do last night? The 18 year old had the night off and wanted to come over. She needed some cock, I could hear it in her voice, but I lied right off, saying that I had some work to finish up for an important meeting scheduled for early today. She was disappointed but I talked to her for a good 15 minutes, saying how much I wanted to see her and how I was going to take her out to dinner on a date all proper like tonight. She liked to sound of that and said she was going to spend the rest of the evening getting some homework done.

I went to the gym then had a dinner at this bar that?s across the street from my apartment. While finishing up a beer I tried to figure out just why I cheated myself out of sex for the evening with a tight teenage piece who?d let me lube up her ass if I wanted. I honestly didn?t really know, and couldn?t figure it out. I went to Wal-Mart to pick up some shit then swung by Vons, and when I got back to my apartment the answer to my question was starting to dawn on me.

I?d got my bong out and loaded it up with some purple kush, which my buddy/dealer has had for the past three weeks. I got good and high and watched the season finale of that bomb-ass funny fucking show on HBO called Extras. That English or British dude, or whatever the fuck he is, is seriously fucking funny. Anyway, as the credits were rolling it all started to make sense.

There is a real beauty to a talentedly crafted piece of fiction. I guess that?s why I really love those HBO shows. If you carefully choose your words, and back said words with the proper action, you can make your reality be anything you want it to be. Does it really matter that I ultimately don?t care about his girl? I want to fuck, and so does she, but girls can?t separate emotionally from this for too long. Give your chick what she wants, emotionally I?m saying. Be the guy she wants and she?ll always wanna spread those legs apart for ya. It?s not that hard. It boils down to acting, playing the part of the devoted boyfriend while getting as close to whatever fantasy your crazy bitch is searching for. But don’t over think this stuff. Girls aren’t really that complicated. Some of this funny shit at TrashyToons.com may help you to lighten things up. Or maybe it won?t. I don?t fucking know. What I do know, though, is that tonight after taking my ?Girlfriend? out she?ll let me suck on her firm young tits, let me stick my throbbing cock up her vise tight snatch, and after 20 minutes of that hot shit if I haven?t blown my load I?ll start jerking off, and with a big lusty smile on her face she?ll sit there obediently waiting to swallow up every last drop of my hot sticky seed.