Archive for March, 2007

Toon Wars

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Think how much better the holy trilogy would be if it had chicks like these strutting all over the galaxy… They’re strutting all over TrashyToons.com.

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Gimme 2

Monday, March 19th, 2007

That’s fucking right… I like my cocks 2 at a time. I’m Arizona, and I get fucked by two dudes everyday at FuckHerRight.com.

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Pure Poetry

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

Hot young ass deciding to get one another off… Get over to PinkandPerfect.com and get your dick out. Veronika and Jesse’s lesbo lick fest is too hot to miss.

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The WhackMan Reviews: Black Dicks Latin Chicks

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

Today The WhackMan is dealing with Black Dicks Latin Chicks, a so-so porn flick from Visual Images with a couple moments of good solid fucking.

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First let The WhackMan apologize for not having the Latin Chicks? names straight. If you?ll take careful look at the box cover you?ll notice that they?re all brunettes there, but 3 of ?em in their scenes are blond. The WhackMan can?t stand pulling up their files to find out exactly who they are, so The WhackMan didn?t.

Scene uno starts off with some hot Spanish talk, Mr. BlackMan then eating out his Latina fuck-slut atop a card table. They quickly segue into some reverse cowgirl on a chair, then hit the floor where she rides him like a caballo. There?s some anal and shit, but the hottest thing about this dull scene is what that Latina bitch sounded like when she was getting fucked. Goddamn The WhackMan loves the sound of those brown girls? accents!

Scene 2 features a blond kinda hottie riding the most Arab lookin? black guy on the planet. They suck and fuck right in the kitchen, and this bitch sure knows how to ride and grind and move that fucking snatch of hers. She?s a tramp, and her anal fucking is hot. And tan lines man? The WhackMan fucking loves tan lines.

Latin Blond girl #2 is up third, and her and her black man get right down to it. She?s got a nice small perfect set of tan lined titties, and how she kept those boots of hers on the entire time she?s gettin? drilled got The WhackMan off pretty good, but ultimately their fucking ain?t as hot as it could be. Neither one of ?em looks all that into it.

The final scene features one last blond whose dude wastes no time eating out her pussy and ass. They fuck and shit and quickly get to the anal, but what this bitch needs to focus on is toning up that bod. This is porn, bitch, and you need to bring as tight a body as you fucking can!

Like The WhackMan stated earlier, Black Dicks Latin Chicks is a so-so flick with a couple okay moments. It is what it is, as they say?

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Should I Be Banging This Girl

Friday, March 16th, 2007

If I?m talking to women then the answer is a resounding no. I?m not gonna lie to you my brothers, this whole ?I want you to meet my parents? shit has put the Fear in me pretty fucking good. Since she first brought it up Sunday night it?s been screwing with my head. It?s easy to see all kinds of reasons why I shouldn?t be fucking her. I?ve got a conscience. I?m not made of stone. I know I should totally break it off before I really hurt her. I?m not a total scumbag, but in all honesty I can really see myself turning into one.

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It?s funny? I?ve never been this old before. There?s a massive difference between someone in their late twenties and someone in their late teens or early twenties, but I gotta be honest with you: I don?t feel any different than I did when I was 18. I mean I?ve done some things, learned some things, and have matured a great deal, but none of that has really changed what I want out of life. I love money, pussy, getting high, and basically doing what I want. I don?t want to be anybodies fucking daddy, and I can?t even imagine getting married to some chick with the way the laws work in California. They heavily favor the wife, as I?m sure they do everywhere else, and the thought of having to possibly pay alimony to some chick I?m married to for a couple years then divorce, for the rest of her life (if she never remarries) sounds like the stupidest fucking thing in the whole world. To me marriage is a dead institution, and is nothing more than a legally binding agreement that doesn’t have 1 single fucking advantage for the guy.

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But I digress? The issue at hand is an 18 year old piece of ass, and whether or not I should continue to bang her. That tight shaved pussy of hers drives me crazy, and no matter what I say in conversation with women my age or people who?re gonna sit in judgment of me, nothing compares to the feeling of fucking that vise tight cunt of hers. I think about it constantly, and don?t want to give it up for any-fucking-body, especially her parents.

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In my eyes one day she?s just gonna be like one of these older bitches anyway, why not get what use I can get out of her now, while she?s still young and fresh. Everybody wants to fuck, and as you get older that?s really all you give a shit about doing. Just look at Holly here and her nanny Angel. They go to town on each other?s boxes at MILFVixen.com so hard and fast that you?d think they were about to make muff diving illegal. Go check ?em out. I?ll be busy trying to figure out what the fuck I?m going to do with my ?Girlfriend?.

Assume The Position

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Brianna Beach is now getting screwed at FuckHerRight.com. You better recognize!

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Diamond in the Rough

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

There any MILF’s like me living on your block? I live over at MILFVixen.com. Cum on over and watch the Dildo Salesman peddle his wares straight up my tight mom pussy.

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Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

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Raile

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Yeah that’s my fucking name. You got something to show me? Huh? If you do then get your punk-ass over to PinkandPerfect.com and lets see what you got.

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Fisting?

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

I wanna say that this cartoon bitch is fisting this other cartoon bitch, but seeing as how this is one of TrashyToons.com’s hot Hentai pics, if they are indeed fisting each other, then wouldn’t you expect to see those motion squiggle thingy’s?

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