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Hailey’s got the bra and panties off now all she needs is someone to watch her get herself off. PinkandPerfect.com is where she doin’ it at.

Not only are Pamela’s titties big, they’re firm as fuck. Cum on over to FuckHerRight.com and watch ‘em bounce all over the goddamn place.

We’re all gonna be old some day. But Vicky Vette at MILFVixen.com ain’t goin’ down without puttin’ up one hell-of-a fight.

To-fucking-day Totally Tasteless Video has bestowed upon The WhackMan Muff Mania 8, a god-awful piece of fucking shit that for a few minutes during the first half of scene 2 made The WhackMan seriously consider another line of work.

Young lost looking Marci Mark and her hairy throwback to the 70?s bush is up first. Kyle Phillips finds Marci in the bathroom about to shave off her thatch, but convinces her to shave another day. She sucks his cock like you?d expect an inexperienced bitch to do, then they get it on all boring like for what seems like forever. Kyle even blows his first load on his stomach like a dumb fuck, forcing Marci to have to lick his semen off his fat hairy chest. What the fuck is this bullshit?!?!?!

Scene 2 is a cluster-fuck-of-a monument to everything fucking on film shouldn?t be. ?Sky Ryder? is a tubby fugly bitch, and her red pubic mane looks like it?s fucking alive! After combing it with a pink brush, this aging fat dude plugs the sow till his sad cum dribbles out of his dick onto her aforementioned bush. Scene 2 is brutal and cruel. The WhackMan felt as if someone?s taking advantage of The WhackMan for having The WhackMan watch this mess.

And bringing this sad shit to an end is Skylar Paige. Skylar?s a trooper, and pulls out her black bush to help two truck drivin? lookin? motherfuckers overcome their inability to perform for their girlfriends because they recently shaved their pussies and now these two homely fucks can?t get hard because they need bush and their women don?t have any. Skylar deep throats, sucks ?em both off at the same time, then gets fucked like a fucking aging porn slut should. Enthusiasm counts for a lot in The WhackMan?s book.

Muff Mania 8 goes against everything The WhackMan stands for, but The WhackMan is such a professional that The WhackMan was still able to rub 2 loads out to it, despite how disturbing it was.

Playin’ with her pussy in the back of her SUV. Those moms over at MILFVixen.com can never get enough.

You wanna see me get myself off… My shit ain’t for pussies. If you think you got what it takes then cum on over to PinkandPerfect.com and lets see what the fuck you got. I’m Taylor. I don’t give a fuck what your name is.

It’s like Tobi just can’t wait… Get over to FuckHerRight.com now before she cums without you.

If your tastes are at all like The WhackMan?s then you love the glorious Panty niche. What?s not to love about watching hot chicks try on and take off various pairs of panties? Panty World 9 from Dane Productions ain?t half bad.

Bunny Luv and a hot dark haired dyke bitch are up first. After trying on some of the dyke?s panties, Ms. Luv gets treated to some hot oral and a hard finger banging. Along with the hot lesbo action this scene features some solid closeups of a wet clit being licked. That?s good shit. But the end is the best where these two are laying side by side, rubbing each others clit till they both cum. Great fucking start!

Next is the sultry sexy porn pro Ms. Bridgette Kerkove. This scene?s from the late 90?s before she had her tits done, which The WhackMan was oh so pleased to see. Bridgette pisses for us then removes her panties and bra and hops in the shower. After trying on some more panties Tyce Bune comes in and pipes her, focusing most of his attention on that sweet asshole of hers. The WhackMan blew loads 3 and 4 to this title by the time this scene ended.

Skinny white flat chested Anne Howe then gets fucked by big buff John West. He takes it to her, but the whole time The WhackMan got the feeling that he could have given it to her a damn site harder. The WhackMan just didn?t feel like he gave it his all. The WhackMan was still able to blow a load to their scene, but The WhackMan didn?t feel good about it.

Lee Ann and her sweet little body wrap things up. After taking a fresh pair of panties from the drier she plays with herself till Dave Hardman comes in and stuffs his dick in her mouth. The fuck all over each other then Dave barely blows a tiny amount of cum on her goddamn chin.

Scenes 1 and 2 are the work of pure genius, but 3 and 4 leave a bit too much to be desired for The WhackMan?s taste. But all in all Panty World 9 ain?t half bad.

I talked to the 18 year old last night and got some great motherfuckin? news. All week she?d been planning on me meeting her parents for dinner this Sunday night. I was of course agreeing and saying that I?d be there and shit, but quietly I was falling to fucking pieces. I don?t care what you guys think, oh my brothers, I?m terrified of sitting down to dinner with these people. This shit can go either way? Maybe they?ll be cool and hip about the whole thing, or like I said the other day, maybe her dad might stab me with a fucking fork.

The plan had been to meet them this Sunday, but yesterday something came up with her father?s work ? he?s in real estate, some type of broker for industrial properties ? which will require him to be in San Diego for the weekend. Great. Great. Motherfuck that?s great, I thought to myself. His wife is going with him, and apparently this man is typically pretty busy. He?s done well for himself from what the 18 year old tells me, but she?s a bit spoiled and doesn?t really know all that much about his business dealings. She goes to school and works, and drives a year old Honda Civic. I?m guessing they?re the type of family who has a little money, but doesn?t blow it all on ridiculous shit or living beyond their means. Which probably means they?re nice good people, who any week now will meet the 29 year old who?s fucking their daughter, who a year ago was a senior in high school.

Ah god I?m gonna burn in hell? Especially for this: since her parents are leaving for San Diego tonight the 18 year old wants me to spend the weekend at her house. I?ve never once picked her up from there. In the beginning she?d meet me places, and as things progressed she?d just drive to my apartment. She knows better than to have some older dude stopping by her house, but now that she?s totally falling for me she wants us to be like a normal couple. Why can?t chicks be like these wild lookin? bitches at TrashyToons.com? Legs spread, tits out, ready to go…Lots of shit would be simpler if they did? But fuck all the noise. I?m gonna spend the weekend fucking the living shit out of my 18 year old ?girlfriend? in her bed, in her shower, in her parents bed, in their living room, and in the goddamn pool. I?m gonna blast my seed all over that place. I don?t give a fuck.

It?s called Love and Bullets. It?s a Hardcore flick from Legend. It?s pretty damn good as far as The WhackMan?s concerned.

Mexican slut bag August Avila takes the cock first. She gets her Latina ass up on the hood of car and does a striptease for Joel Lawrence, banging herself with a glass dildo. Mr. Lawrence then exits the car and face fucks her atop it. Then they fuck. And she wails. Then he cums all over her pussy. Bladow!

Next Lee Stone gets his cock sucked by smokin? hot blond Brittney Skye and some other dark haired small breasted hottie. Then they mount the car and fuck the living shit outta each other all kinds of ways on the fucking hood. After making Brittney cum Lee drops his ball sauce all over the dark haired girl?s pretty face. These three are all pros, just like The WhackMan.

Gisselle starts scene 3 eating an ice cream cone. Evan Stone quickly happens upon her and mauls the bitch, then while he?s playing with her pussy while they?re sitting on a swing in a junkyard, a small dildo falls out of Gisselle?s snatch. The WhackMan?s seen some things in his days, but The WhackMan?s gotta say that The WhackMan?d never seen anything like that. ?I just carry this inside me all the time,? she says coyly. Ah you?re a good little whore, Gisselle. Keep that shit up.

Blond haired Julie Robbins then gets her sweet tits out while shooting pool and wearing no panties. Benjamin Brat fucks her, but not before Julie sticks a pool cue up her cunt and swings it around a bit. Mr. Brat sure does love sticking his fingers up asses, and does so with authority up Julie?s, almost getting his whole fucking hand up there. After he ravages her Ben drops his man cream right on her tight asshole. At that point ?Swicked? was the only word The WhackMan could think of.

Big busty Avy Scott then wraps this fine flick up. Joel Lawrence face fucks her, then while she?s riding his tool the Scottster takes it upon her self to shove a glass dildo up her own ass. Avy Scott, The WhackMan?d like to meet ya? Maybe The WhackMan can take you to dinner, then you and The WhackMan can go back to The WhackMan?s pad where The WhackMan can fuck ya, you choosing any of The WhackMan?s ass toys to stick up that sweet crapper of yours. Think about it, Avy? The WhackMan will be waiting…

Love and Bullets is the shit through and through. The WhackMan blasted 8 unencumbered loads to this glorious title.