The WhackMan Reviews: Nineteen 7
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007Nineteen 7 is the first porn flick to have seriously pissed The WhackMan off. There?ve been others that didn?t meet even The WhackMan?s lowest of standards, but this piece of shit just robs the life outta ya.
First up is Dawn Devine, a weird lookin? tramp who looks like she needs to fill her mouth with a nourishing meal rather than a dick. She gives a boring blowjob to some white dude, then gets fucked real boring like till her face gets blasted on. Fucking yawn?
Next up is some old bitch named Kimberly Jade whom The WhackMan can?t believe has forged a career for as long as she has. After she rubs herself down two dudes take turns filling her snatch, eventually getting to some shitty DP action. The sex is clumsy, like watching your boring neighbors fuck.
The lone bright spot is scene 3. Davia Ardell is a hot blond with a set of firm tanned canons. She and Little Sinderella get their hot lesbo lick session on in a spa, Davia at one point trying to stick one of her massive boobs up Little Sindy?s ass. They get each other off real good, allowing for the first time today for The WhackMan to get himself off. Twice.
Marie Ange bats cleanup, lying her ass off in an interview claiming that she?s 19. Yeah right. Her little boy body gets sucked and fucked by Jonathan Morgan is such a dull fashion that you wonder who the fuck would financially back these hacks.
What the fuck is this bullshit?!?!









