She Got Knocked Up: Pregnant Teen Busting Out Of Her Bikini
Fucking motherfuck wow? I guess I should have seen this coming, but to tell you the truth I hadn?t given it the slightest thought because it?s never been an issue. There was that short chat with her friends MILF of a mom, but that shit didn?t really count ?cause she was just sizing me up for herself. The piper is playing his motherfucking flute so goddamn loud right now, oh my brothers, that I don?t think I?m gonna be able to get out of paying the fucker. The only real way to avoid sitting down for a meal with the 18 year olds parents ? at their fucking house, no less ? is by breaking up with her. This is of course a chicken shit move, but what the fuck would you do? Sit down to dinner with the mother and father of the teenager you?ve been railing? Remember, I?ll be 30 in less than two weeks. This is gonna be a tough one.
I?ve learned by now that in life even the most striking of sliver lined clouds can have its negative colors. Fucking this tight young sweet piece of teenage pussy for goin? on five months now has easily been one of my greatest sexual coups, without a motherfuckin? doubt, and I ultimately don?t give a fuck what anybody thinks of me for doing so. But I can?t just go into dinner with these people and try to win them over with some charming bullshit. All they?re going to be thinking about the entire time is what I?m doing to their daughter, and how she?s falling in love with me. I?ve never met these people, so I?m planning for the worst, but fuck? I wouldn?t be surprised if her father lunged at me across the table and tried to stab me with a fork.
The 18 year old lays this shit on me late Sunday evening. We?d spent the day together at the mall and running a couple errands, me getting stoned the entire time. You should?ve seen her? She was wearing cutoff jean shorts, the kind with the pockets that go lower than where the shorts do, flip-flops, tank top and bra, her pretty hair blowin? like a model?s in the goddamn wind. We ordered a pizza for dinner and were just watching TV when she told me that she wanted me to meet her parents. Instantly the Fear ran through me? but I played it as cool as I could, saying that yeah, we should do that sometime. I left it at that, hoping to put it off for as long as possible.
Over these next few weeks I?m gonna try to explain it to her how badly society can view someone like me. A man, fucking the living shit out a teenager, basically using her for what he wants. People have a serious problem with this, and my attitude and outlook as of late has been to tell anyone who has a problem with me to go fuck themselves. But this is different. It?s her fucking parents, and I know you guys can see how distressed this is making me. When the stress hits like this I can always count on Wendy at PinkandPerfect.com, the first online porn chick I ever got off to. She got me through the rest of that horrid evening, and she might be getting me through a lot more for some time to come.
