07.30.07

Meeting Her Fucking Parents!

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:46 pm by huggybear

Fucking motherfuck wow? I guess I should have seen this coming, but to tell you the truth I hadn?t given it the slightest thought because it?s never been an issue. There was that short chat with her friends MILF of a mom, but that shit didn?t really count ?cause she was just sizing me up for herself. The piper is playing his motherfucking flute so goddamn loud right now, oh my brothers, that I don?t think I?m gonna be able to get out of paying the fucker. The only real way to avoid sitting down for a meal with the 18 year olds parents ? at their fucking house, no less ? is by breaking up with her. This is of course a chicken shit move, but what the fuck would you do? Sit down to dinner with the mother and father of the teenager you?ve been railing? Remember, I?ll be 30 in less than two weeks. This is gonna be a tough one.

I?ve learned by now that in life even the most striking of sliver lined clouds can have its negative colors. Fucking this tight young sweet piece of teenage pussy for goin? on five months now has easily been one of my greatest sexual coups, without a motherfuckin? doubt, and I ultimately don?t give a fuck what anybody thinks of me for doing so. But I can?t just go into dinner with these people and try to win them over with some charming bullshit. All they?re going to be thinking about the entire time is what I?m doing to their daughter, and how she?s falling in love with me. I?ve never met these people, so I?m planning for the worst, but fuck? I wouldn?t be surprised if her father lunged at me across the table and tried to stab me with a fork.

The 18 year old lays this shit on me late Sunday evening. We?d spent the day together at the mall and running a couple errands, me getting stoned the entire time. You should?ve seen her? She was wearing cutoff jean shorts, the kind with the pockets that go lower than where the shorts do, flip-flops, tank top and bra, her pretty hair blowin? like a model?s in the goddamn wind. We ordered a pizza for dinner and were just watching TV when she told me that she wanted me to meet her parents. Instantly the Fear ran through me? but I played it as cool as I could, saying that yeah, we should do that sometime. I left it at that, hoping to put it off for as long as possible.

Over these next few weeks I?m gonna try to explain it to her how badly society can view someone like me. A man, fucking the living shit out a teenager, basically using her for what he wants. People have a serious problem with this, and my attitude and outlook as of late has been to tell anyone who has a problem with me to go fuck themselves. But this is different. It?s her fucking parents, and I know you guys can see how distressed this is making me. When the stress hits like this I can always count on Wendy at PinkandPerfect.com, the first online porn chick I ever got off to. She got me through the rest of that horrid evening, and she might be getting me through a lot more for some time to come.

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07.29.07

Veronika and Jesse

Posted in Uncategorized at 10:02 pm by huggybear

Veronika’s clearly got one end of this double-ended dildo in her mouth, but wait’ll you see where the business end of this thing’s in. Get over to PinkandPerfect.com to check some of the hottest lesbo action anywhere online!

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07.28.07

Tamedteens - Jessica & Jasmin

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:46 pm by huggybear

Two chicks though porn would be easy but they learn otherwise. Click here to see more.

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07.27.07

The WhackMan Reviews: MILF Fever

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:06 am by huggybear

Produced by Visual Images and directed by Rob Spallone (The WhackMan has always felt that was the most perfect fucking name for a porn director), MILF Fever is a sub-par piece of filth that?s gonna fuckup your head if you?re already not just seriously into watching any older broad gettin? nailed.

Burke starts things off by fucking Barbi, an older slut whose body has held up so well that it makes you sad when you get a good look at her face. Her pretty blond hair?s all done up like a little girls with bangs and barrettes, but she?s so fucking old and fugly that she looks like a man. Seriously! And that goddamn deep, grandma sounding 1950?s voice fucked The WhackMan?s shit up real good? Real Good.

But The WhackMan was able to bounce back a little with Eddie Charisma and Vanessa Videl. TheWhackMan loves him the wild brunettes, and Vanessa didn?t waste no time establishing her craziness and whippin? out those firm globes of hers. She sucks dick like they?re about to make fellatio illegal and the bitch even likes to lick ass. She?s a dirty ass-licker and such a fucked-up-in-the-head-older-slut that you can?t help but like her. And listen real close when ?Mr. Charisma? blows his load. Tell The WhackMan that?s not the most ridiculous grunting you?ve ever heard some porn dude make while spilling his Johnny Sauce.

Scene three - or the Train Wreck as The WhackMan?ll always call it - is where we hit the fucking wall. If you like skinny weird looking Latin dudes screwing old and out of shape white ladies then my friend, get ready to enjoy. The WhackMan could get himself off faster watching a nun knit him a sweater than he could with this sick twisted shit. The WhackMan will be having nightmares of Viktor?s tiny thighs and Xxxena?s corrugated asshole for at least a week.

MILF Fever?s final scene gave The WhackMan a little surprise. Only after checking the cast list did The WhackMan learn that the lady gettin? pounded was once again Vanessa Videl. She didn?t have the heavy blue eye makeup and stupid hair style of her previous scene, and since The WhackMan was still trying to compose himself after the Train Wreck the woman just looked like some other porn slut. Filty Felo slams her every way he can, but it was Vanessa?s moanin? and groanin? that got The WhackMan off good and proper. Don?t be surprised if this crazy bitch robs a bank one day.

Ms. Videl made The WhackMan blow his load twice, but the Train Wreck scene was like a negative load sucked back in, bringing net loads blown for MILF Fever to 1.

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07.25.07

The Beauty of Fiction

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:04 pm by huggybear

So what the fuck did I do last night? The 18 year old had the night off and wanted to come over. She needed some cock, I could hear it in her voice, but I lied right off, saying that I had some work to finish up for an important meeting scheduled for early today. She was disappointed but I talked to her for a good 15 minutes, saying how much I wanted to see her and how I was going to take her out to dinner on a date all proper like tonight. She liked to sound of that and said she was going to spend the rest of the evening getting some homework done.

I went to the gym then had a dinner at this bar that?s across the street from my apartment. While finishing up a beer I tried to figure out just why I cheated myself out of sex for the evening with a tight teenage piece who?d let me lube up her ass if I wanted. I honestly didn?t really know, and couldn?t figure it out. I went to Wal-Mart to pick up some shit then swung by Vons, and when I got back to my apartment the answer to my question was starting to dawn on me.

I?d got my bong out and loaded it up with some purple kush, which my buddy/dealer has had for the past three weeks. I got good and high and watched the season finale of that bomb-ass funny fucking show on HBO called Extras. That English or British dude, or whatever the fuck he is, is seriously fucking funny. Anyway, as the credits were rolling it all started to make sense.

There is a real beauty to a talentedly crafted piece of fiction. I guess that?s why I really love those HBO shows. If you carefully choose your words, and back said words with the proper action, you can make your reality be anything you want it to be. Does it really matter that I ultimately don?t care about his girl? I want to fuck, and so does she, but girls can?t separate emotionally from this for too long. Give your chick what she wants, emotionally I?m saying. Be the guy she wants and she?ll always wanna spread those legs apart for ya. It?s not that hard. It boils down to acting, playing the part of the devoted boyfriend while getting as close to whatever fantasy your crazy bitch is searching for. But don’t over think this stuff. Girls aren’t really that complicated. Some of this funny shit at TrashyToons.com may help you to lighten things up. Or maybe it won?t. I don?t fucking know. What I do know, though, is that tonight after taking my ?Girlfriend? out she?ll let me suck on her firm young tits, let me stick my throbbing cock up her vise tight snatch, and after 20 minutes of that hot shit if I haven?t blown my load I?ll start jerking off, and with a big lusty smile on her face she?ll sit there obediently waiting to swallow up every last drop of my hot sticky seed.

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07.24.07

She Got Knocked Up: Knocked up Teen Showing Off her Belly!

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:43 am by huggybear

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07.23.07

PinkandPerfect.com

Posted in Uncategorized at 12:48 am by huggybear

I’m Jemini, and if you wanna watch me make myself cum with this glass dildo then get your ass over to PinkandPerfect.com right fucking now! I’ll be waiting for ya…

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07.22.07

Anita Out By The Pool Getting Naked

Posted in Uncategorized at 12:08 am by huggybear

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